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i gave little kids popcorn...
i gave little kids popcorn instead of halloween candy
Ive only found out about this...
Ive only found out about this site today and ive confessed about 20 times already.I know its not total absolution for my crimes but at least its out there.
My sister-in-law is a slut....
My sister-in-law is a slut. She banged this waiter on holiday when she took her kids over there without her husband, the waiter even took her back to the airport and snogged her in front of her kids by all accounts. Then she had the gall to ask her mum to look after her kids whilst she went back there for a week, obviously to see waiter bloke. I so want to tell her husband but it'd be unfair on him and the kids and it's not my place to interfere. Who knows, they may even have an open relationship. I doubt it though. If you're reading this...I know! Sort your miserable life out you selfish bitch, it's true, I don't like you, your sister is a hundred times the person you'll ever be, even with your shit fucking new qualifications. You can't spell and you're not a professor. Get some therapy.
when i get drunk, i am very...
when i get drunk, i am very horny. but the only person i want to have sex with is my exboyfriend... or his best friend
you are the cutest thing i've...
you are the cutest thing i've ever met and you are too good for me. that's why i waited till the last minute. so i can leave and try and forget about you. i'm sorry you have to pick up the pieces.
i let young christian girls...
i let young christian girls try to convince me to accept jesus into my life if i think i might be able to sneak a glimpse of thier panties or breasts.
I didn't have my first real...
I didn't have my first real kiss until I was 23. I was a fat, shygeek with glasses and an attitude--no big surprise I never got any pussy.And the girl whom I finally did get together with totally took advantageof me. She lived high off my credit cards and I was too emotionally dependenton her to say no. Eventually the relationship headed south when Istarted having credit problems and had to work 2 jobs while she worked none.Her cheating on me was the best thing that could had happened and Iwas secretly glad that she did, because I knew I could never leave her.I used to secretly buy myself a 45 cent chocolate bar when I wouldbuy groceries by myself and not tell her or buy her one. That wasmy small act of rebellion. I didn't even care when her first new boyfriend came and lived with usfor a month. It bothered me while they fucked on the futon in theliving room, while I lay in the bed alone. But other than thatI was glad he was around to put up with her shit. Of course, that lazyfucker didn't work either. But at least I could focus on working my 2 jobs. It didn't take long for her to self destruct with the new boyfriend.She found the next fool on the internet quickly enough, some hot-shitBBS operator(we're talking 1993 here). His situation was even morefucked up than mine. I'm sure that lasted. I even helped her move out because I knew if I didn't, she would drag herass because she was a lazy bitch and I wanted to get my life back.Sad sap that I was, I loved her still, even as she walked out the door.Last I heard they got evicted from their luxury apt after a few months.It figures. I bumped into her mom a few years ago. She is a real nice lady and Ihave great memories of the Thanksgiving dinners she made for us. I thinkit would be a bitch to be her kid, but she always treated me nice. I madeit a point to not ask about how my ex was doing, but instead asked herabout herself and we had a nice conversation. I found out that momdisapproved of my ex's current bf. I have no idea if it's the same guy,but I don't see how that could be possible. I do miss the Manx cat we had.I hope she was able to take care of her. I still have the makeshift bookcase her mom bought us, although somedayit will have to go. I kept the really nice stuffed chair that her momgave us also for as long as I could. I offered it back to her mom afterthe breakup, but she declined. My wife thinks I kept the chair for aslong as I did because it reminded me of my ex, but no. I kept itbecause it reminds me of my bachelorhood days after my ex left when I would fall asleep in it(that fucker was comfortable!) after working2 jobs. It was also a reminder of a long time female friend who told meover the phone that she wanted to fuck me in that chair. That neverhappened, but the phone foreplay we had that night is a very special memory. I had only one other lover between my first and my wife. God, thatwas a mistake waiting to happen. I broke up with her, even though it reallysucked to hurt her like that. How can you tell someone that you thinkshe's a dumb cow? There's just no nice way to say it! She really wasdamaged goods. She liked for me to get semi violent and degrade her inbed. Oh sure that's fun for all of 30 seconds. It was the only timeI have ever lost an erection in bed. She also dreamed of having kids,even though she originally said she didn't want any. I don't want kidsand won't be with someone who does want them. She let it slip once thatshe wanted to have my baby. I knew then I needed to break it off. There were a few female friends after that. Some of them were moreserious relationships than others, but no lovers. I almost didn't meet my wife. Thank god Fate intervened and this wonderfulwoman who lived less than 3 miles away was introduced into my life.Sure we have problems, both of us do and some of those problems are about sex,but I really do love her and she loves me. It's been 8 years now and weare better together now more than ever before.So, to all you hopeless, fat, lonely & shy geeks out there who never thinkthey will meet the right woman --I have been where you are. I know your anger.But take this for what you will. For most of you, it will work out. It justmay take awhile.
I put elastics around my cock...
I put elastics around my cock until it turns almost blue, one time I thought I damaged it because it stayed discolored for an hour after
i do coke on a regular basis...
i do coke on a regular basis i steal money from people
there were a bunch of my...
there were a bunch of my friends posting on a messageboard and i told them all to "get out of punx!" anonymously and they were pissed.
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