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I have been married for many...

I have been married for many years, and while I love my wife, she's a total slob. I mean, she bathes, smells nice, and wears makeup and all that, but she treats everywhere she sits as a garbage can. You should see the inside of a car after she's been in it for a while. She says she knows she's a slob, and I put up with a lot, and she's very sorry, but never does anything about it, like pick up after herself, the kids, or the pets. Yes, on top of this, we also have a lot of kids, cats, and dogs, and I am the only one who ever cleans. I am not the world's neatest person, but I have become a neat freak because someone has to check the balance.I once had to clean the rec room with a snow shovel and a box and a half of heavy-duty lawn-sized trash bags. I don't have friends over because it's so bad, I am ashamed what a smelly pile of crap my house had become. I always pretend one of our kids is sick, or we have a plumbing problem, or something so no one will come over. We're constantly ordering takeout because the kitchen is so piled up with junk, no one can use the sink or stove because it takes all day to clear enough space for using them.Sometimes the mess, decay, and work becomes overwhelming and I sit alone in my car and cry for a while. Some "man" I turned out to be.
i would absolutely never kill...

i would absolutely never kill myself but sometimes i fantasize about how everyone around me would be so sad and cry and love me more than they ever did in the first place.
I am a girl, my girlfriend...

I am a girl, my girlfriend finger banged me while sitting next to me in a booth in a restaurant until I came. I made a little mess but I kind of sneakily wiped it up with paper napkins and a cloth dinner napkin.I love that girl so much. She once got on her knees and ate me out in a bar in front of twenty people. She isn't afraid of anything.
im just as bad as him. im...

im just as bad as him. im shallow because i dont like fat people nor will i date them. i wanted to punch that girl on the bus because she looked stupid and fobby. and if i could play i'd play. all three of them.
I actually ordered something...

I actually ordered something off the home shopping network
I love my girlfriend alot and...

I love my girlfriend alot and recently we got seperated and it looks like im not going to see her much for a year or so and i try to listen and give her adive about her abnormally shitty life but all i wanna do is shag her all day everyday ..i wanna help the girl but im a guy too where's the fun at yo?
i know i am better than...

i know i am better than everyone, but i cant help but be nice to them
I'm planning to break up with...

I'm planning to break up with my boyfriend. I'm really wishing I didn't have to, that he could be what I need him to be, but I guess he's just too young for me. What really sucks is that in about a month we will have been seeing each other for a year. My father died three weeks ago, and I've been really torn up about it. It seems that my boyfriend just backs away from me when something like this happens though. I need him to be here comforting me.I know he'll be a dick like he always is when I start talking about it, I've threatened to/broke up with him about 10 times now. But this time, no takebacks, no white out, it's happening.And all I can think is, why does it have to happen?
i was born a woman, but now...

i was born a woman, but now im a man
I pretend I'm a vegitarian...

I pretend I'm a vegitarian for the attention.

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