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I confess, I have been...

I confess, I have been farting all day at work and now the area around my desk really stinks.
You know how you're more...

You know how you're more likely to remember something if you find it interesting? Well I used to take that philosophy with schoolwork in that I'd whack off while doing homework or studying.I'd just be reading along while having one hand down my pants. I figured it would help me remember the information better since I could associate something pleasant with it. I did this all throughout high school.It backfired though as now I can't take a test or exam without getting a raging hard-on. I always have to rush home afterwards to finish myself off.I rule.
some times i wonder how...

some times i wonder how people can be dumb enough to believe in jesus and god and be part of religion. for the first part religion is made by man. what corolation does this have with god or jesus? its so stupid. if there was a god and you wanted to go to heaven, why do you need to be apart of a religion and a set of rules made by that religion that claim their the way god wanted it to be?why do people want to live their life the way some one else claims its ment to be lived when they have no hard truth that heaven exists or not.. people are brougt up to believe there is a heaven, but no one has actually gone to heaven and come back to tell about it... why degrade your own life in hope or faith that there just might be a heaven. why don;t people just live their life to the fullest if god did exist i bet thats what he would want his children to do, life their life to the best of their ability. not have some fuckwit in a church tell them otherwise. what really pisses me off tho is religion people who force their religion onto other people. and people who use religion as a "get out of jail free card"the human race needs to be killed off.
I once told a girl online who...

I once told a girl online who didn't know me (but I knew her) that she was fat and ugly because I felt fat and ugly. Then she found out it was me.
who likes it in the ear?...

who likes it in the ear?
how many uk people use this...

how many uk people use this site?i love u all
I want a tattoo, but I can't...

I want a tattoo, but I can't think of anything special enough to wear in my skin forever.
I am addicted to the idea of...

I am addicted to the idea of being an urban chicken farmer.
I want to rape a straight man...

I want to rape a straight man with a strap on. I want to dress up as a guy when I do it so there is no chance he will enjoy it.
ive skipped the blowjob phase...

ive skipped the blowjob phase with everyone of my girlfriends and went straight to sex. i have had a half blowjob and i didnt finish. im afraid that i masturbate to well and that no girl will be able to get me off. i want a blowjob. thanks.

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