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i am 24 and am basically only...

i am 24 and am basically only interested 17 year olds. not because i'm a child molester, but because i think i relate more... but i think that's like core evidence of being a molester. hmmm...
I slept with my best friends...

I slept with my best friends girlfriend who i'd liked for sometime. She then broke up with him, got with me and i cheated on her not too long after with her enemy. She assumed i did, but never had any proof. *sucker love* We're not together anymore. Quite a shame because there's no one in the world that i love more than her.
When I was young I use to go...

When I was young I use to go to my friends house who lives down the road. While he was playing video games (aka Zombie mode) I would sneak up into his moms room and steal her bras and put them on in the upstairs bathroom and feel my fake breast..... Now I look back and think.... god what a fucken idiot I was... Once I stuffed the bra too much and it snapped on me.... I just put it back....
I'm 19 and I never kissed a...

I'm 19 and I never kissed a girl until last night.Last night I kissed two of them, a bunch of times at a party.
I suddenly have the urge to...

I suddenly have the urge to stab my father in the face with a bayonet while riding a 3 legged elephant with Tourette's Syndrome... that would so rule...
I'm filled with regret for...

I'm filled with regret for fucking up my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. I've seen pictures of her kissing the new man she's with. I used to think I knew everything about life and reason and humans. I thought I had it all figured out. I thought only stupid people couldn't figure out how to play life and that, somehow, everything would just magically work itself out for me because I was special. I wonder if she ever thinks about me, but the truth is that she probably doesn't. I wish I could make love to her one more time.
I'm the most sexist person I...

I'm the most sexist person I know. I loathe virtually the entire male species. I'm convinced that 95% of them are incapable of love. I know I'm probably wrong, but I can't help feeling this way.
i was in a bookstore and had...

i was in a bookstore and had to use the bathroom really bad. i went in and took a crap - it was runny and wet - it ran all over my ass. there was no toilet paper. i took off my underwear and used that to wipe, but i got some on my hands and pants. the underwear clogged the toilet, and dirty shitty water was running all over the floor - i ran out so fast, i didn't even wash.
I communicate with something...

I communicate with something that isn't there. But my mind insists it is. I think there's a person waiting for me in the afterlife, except it's not the afterlife, it's my true life... and I can't get to him without dying. But I know it's eternal love, and we talk whenever I'm home. But I know this isn't true. It's like an invisible friend that I half believe in.SO WHY DO I GET THOUGHTS THAT AREN'T MY OWN?????The whole story of how we got together in the 'other world' and how I died... have appeared in my head in perfect detail. And it makes me so sad, because my life was perfect then... if it even happened. I'd like to think it did. I think I'm going crazy.
Last night I lost my...

Last night I lost my virginity to my friend, who has a girlfriend. We did it on my sofa while my friends were asleep in the next room. When he was done he just left me there, because his girlfriend was coming to pick him up. I should have felt like crap then, but I didn't, it was fun and I loved it.

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