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love,
hate,
people,
girlfriend,
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money,
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Once I stuck a banana in my...
Once I stuck a banana in my vagina.
I have a big ginger mullet...
I have a big ginger mullet that everyone laughs at and I spend way too much time speaking to people on an internet message board. Also I really really like sifi, like way too much! La vita è così molto dura.
I'm madly in love with a girl...
I'm madly in love with a girl and wish I could have her, but she's with someone else. This someone else is my friend. I sometimes wish it could be just me and her, and the other guy was gone, even though I always tell the girl that I don't care who she loves, and that I only want her to be happy.
i have peaches.... :-)...
i have peaches.... :-)
I've always wanted to do my...
I've always wanted to do my mom ever since I was seven. She gave me head once but that was it.
My coworker just told me she...
My coworker just told me she wants to mount her monitor. I wish I could see. (feck!)
you, DT, were my girlfriend...
you, DT, were my girlfriend of 6 years.you, BS, were my best friend of 2 years.when you, DT, cheated on me with BS, and then left me for him, my world ended for three and half years.neither of you know the hell you have put me through.you, DT, do not know of the opportunities I had to cheat on you, and didn't.you, BS, do know of the opportunities I had to fuck you over, just like all your other friends before, and didn't.neither of you know, that while you were experiencing the joys of "new-found" love and lust, that I was lying in my bed for three weeks straight, getting out of bed once a day to use the bathroom, drink a glass of milk and eat a slice of bread, because that was all that would stay in me.neither of you know that i wanted so badly to die in those three weeks, and didn't have the guts to do it.someday, you have all the hell i endured visited upon you. and for that, i am truely sorry.because no human being should experience what i experienced.karma, baby. karma.
I'm addicted to oxycontin. I...
I'm addicted to oxycontin. I realize that I need to stop taking them, but they make me feel so good.
i hate people who wear band...
i hate people who wear band t-shirts that gotta let everyone know who their favorite bands are. you can figure these morons out in a glance. or those t-shirts that have sayings like "the voices in my head tell me i'm fine" or whatever.
17/m here. I just measured...
17/m here. I just measured *it*.6.5" long, 1.7" diameter.I don't know if that's good or bad. Maybe, one day *she* will let me know
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