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My girlfriend has such a low...

My girlfriend has such a low opinion of herself, and I try to tell her she's awesome, but she really does have a big nose and skinny legs, and she's kinda socially awkward, and she doesn't have the greatest sense of humor, and she doesn't have any interesting hobbies. But I really do love her, a lot! So sue me.
my "so called" ex was the...

my "so called" ex was the biggest mistake of my life.. i cant believe i put up with that shit for the whole summer, what a waste.. im so glad i ended it, it was cuch a good day, i didnt feel guilty at all. l;ol omg the dude shes with now is the ugliest kid ive ever seen, omg what WAS I DOING with her@!
I'm so paranoid about...

I'm so paranoid about him...surely he cares at least a little.
yesterday at my community...

yesterday at my community college i found a huge book on the floor of one of my classrooms, from a class i don't take. i took it and decided to keep it at home.i did this because i realized now i can sell more books to the college bookstore (when they have one of their "buy-back" days) and get more money for them. and if i didn't buy them in the first place, even better. this book in particular is pretty thick so i'll probably get at least 30 bucks back for that one alone. and i have many other books to sell.there always seems to be books all over the school. people leave them, so i figure they're up for grabs. i guess its stealing, but not unless they're left on the floor like that one was yesterday.
I've been speaking with my...

I've been speaking with my soon-to-be-ex-wife this week about financial matters and I started to miss having her as a friend. So I asked if we could try some kind of friendship. And I received the largest load of hatred and bile ever in reply: I apparently made her miserable for seven years, and everything is my fault, and I'm a terrible person and so on.On one hand, I feel like a better person for wanting to put the past behind us and having extended the olive branch.On the other, I've never felt so hated. And I still lost my best friend.I don't know what should the dominant emotion here.
I want my relationship with...

I want my relationship with my boyfriend to be more physical... wich is funny because I thought my last relationship was too physical... I don't want it to be all about the sexual but I do have needs!
"Sometimes I drive around...

"Sometimes I drive around with my cell phone to my ear, pretending Im talking to the guy i have a crush on.Ive been pretty close to crashing because of this...Im so dumb haha But I know alot of people do it!"Well, I guess you' be surprised then... dumbass.
i fucking hate my mother for...

i fucking hate my mother for what shes doing to me!!!!!!!!!!she wont leave me alone for one minute becasue i "cant be trusted" she followed me into the bathroom and when i locked myself in the stall she threatened to crawl under and unlock it. i told her id kick her in the head if she tried. The whole itme i thought about waiting till we got home then slahing her throat with a knife. i dont think id evn regret it im so FUCKING ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!
I am messing around with two...

I am messing around with two different men. One of them is just my friend, but we still fool around and have sex all the time. The other one I tell I love him all the time and I really do. But I love both of them and neither one of them knows about the other one. If either found out about the other they would both leave me. Also, I think I am addicted to sex. I think about it all the time and I love doing it.
I never sit on toilet seats...

I never sit on toilet seats in women's bathrooms, especially in bars. I squat over the toilet instead. When I'm done, I usually wipe up any splashes from the toilet seat, but sometimes I don't because I think that any woman who sits on a public toilet seat without taking precautions is a fool.

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