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I poop too much....

I poop too much.
i predicted the punk trend.....

i predicted the punk trend.. i was about 13 right before it started and i predicted it, then i started dressing hippie, and i figured "everyone is going to be dressing like this in a few years" and now, surprise! it's a few years later and guess what the new trend is!i should be a fashion designer or something, lol
the other night, one of my ex...

the other night, one of my ex gf's who has a "new boyfriend" came over to "drop off my key". we drank and flirted. things progressed and so i dared her to suck my cock in the window so everyone could see. she did.then i made her crawl across the floor to please me again.she did. she sucked and licked me for as long as i wanted and then finally, begged me to cum in her.i did.poor "new boyfriend". the bastard has no idea... ain't i a stinker?
I'm so tired of all the...

I'm so tired of all the melodramatic children running around on the internet. I'd tell them to get a life, but I don't have much of one myself!
The other day, I was at this...

The other day, I was at this guys house, and I went to the bathroom and the toilet wouldn't flush, so I reached in and took the dirty toilet paper with me.
I like a guy, who is...

I like a guy, who is seriously head over heels for me. I don't want to go out with him, and I think a big reason for that is because I'm embarassed to be seen with him in public. He's a sucha dork, but the thing is.. his dorkiness is what attracted me to him in the first place. I was thinking since I'm gonna graduate in a couple of month. I would just fuck him like a mad dog, and make up for missed time. I just don't want other people to know that I like him. Don't want to ruin my reputation. I'm pretty shallow.
my penis is 7 inches. but i...

my penis is 7 inches. but i cant have one night stands because im ashamed of how i look.
I really hate my job...no i...

I really hate my job...no i hate the people i work with. if they can't move me to another place to work so i don't have to see these people anymore than i don't want to work for this "ant line" of a job period. my boss and her boss are real b@&#hes. both of them. they think that just because they have the power they have they can just go around and treat people like shit. i'm about to have a baby and i am probably going to be more stressed out then i am now and i just don't think i can put up with their crap on top of the crap that i have to face on a regular basis. i've already gotten into so much trouble and i have more than my share of write up i don't need anymore. I just wish that this was the kind of job that i could just put in a request to move or turn in my two weeks notice. I think i made a big mistake when i was planning my career.
i love being alone. i just...

i love being alone. i just love it. i never used to be like this though. i used to love seeing people, like back in high school. but now i just love to be alone and with my own thoughts. i worry that if i were to live all on my own that i would never see people. i'm just so insecure that people don't really like me i guess. but honestly, how good does it feel to be all alone in your room with no one to answer to?
I just looked at some...

I just looked at some pictures that this snotty girl from high school had in her AIM profile. I had a good laugh because everyone thought she was so cool, but there are over 200 pictures of her with the same 2 friends, all dressed like whores, drunk, and hanging out with the same 2 ugly guys. It's funny to see people you don't like turn into alcoholics.

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