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i have a food addiction...

i have a food addiction problem, all i can think about is food, what i will have for breakfast is the first thing i think about when i wake up, i dont eat according to meal times, but at every possible oppertunity. when i see resturants or food shops i have to force myself not to go in. i steal my roommates food and cant stop eating until there is nothing left. food is consuming my life.
during a sleepover, i took a...

during a sleepover, i took a 5 pound slab of meat and beat him with it until he woke up. then i kept beating him, over and over, pretending it was a joke- instead of helping, I spit on his (bloody) face and went back to sleep... he was hospitalized the next day.
I fantasize about killing my...

I fantasize about killing my ex-g/f. Sometimes I think about stalking her and blowing her brains out, or blowing my brains out right in front of her.I've told two friends this.If she ever died, I'd be in a hell of a lot of trouble.
I'm 21 and have NO fr...

I'm 21 and have NO friends.
I love him. He doesn't know...

I love him. He doesn't know it. He sees me as a friend when its blatantly obvious that I love him. He should stop dating/screwing easy girls when his perfect girl is right in front of him. I love him
Every night as I'm walking...

Every night as I'm walking home I get jumped upon by various charity jobsworths. Whether it's the local children's home, or some internationally renowned peace campaign, they're after my money, and won't let up. Even the Gouranga monks won't get gone if I say I'm already a fan of monk-rock (I'm a Shelter fan). So, in a bid to rid myself of the lame-ass filth, I tell them I pay £25 into the Water For Africa appeal, and it's the only spare cash I have every month. They don't just leave me alone - they then hug me, say how cool I am, and I've even managed to score with this line before.The best part is, I don't pay a bean to charity. Never have. I spend all my spare money on beer and go-karts.
Cows aren't scared of me....

Cows aren't scared of me. It's not like I really want them to fear me but I'd prefer it if they wouldn't actually walk past me and push me out the way. It makes me feel very insignificant and further convinces me I shouldn't work with cows.
I am Republican, but i...

I am Republican, but i secretly want to vote for John Kerry. I feel real dirty when I think about voting for a Democrat.
I got a decent-sized advance...

I got a decent-sized advance to write my first book ($60K), but all I've written over the past six months is 11 pages. All I do is surf porn and masturbate during the day, then drink myself to sleep at night.
I am messing around with two...

I am messing around with two different men. One of them is just my friend, but we still fool around and have sex all the time. The other one I tell I love him all the time and I really do. But I love both of them and neither one of them knows about the other one. If either found out about the other they would both leave me. Also, I think I am addicted to sex. I think about it all the time and I love doing it.

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