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Magical Trevor excites me...
Magical Trevor excites me
I practice witchcraft and my...
I practice witchcraft and my family is Christian. They are die-hard believers and would probably disown me. So I have to hide my witchy stuff.
I've had my first real...
I've had my first real relationship with a girl for almost a year now. She's kinda fat - not terribly obese or anything - and cute, but I often wish I had a skinny girlfriend. And that makes me feel really shallow, because she is smart, and she's the nicest, least demanding girl ever. She even bakes me cookies. And swallows. She won't have sex, though, even with a condom.I want to try to get her to exercise this year and lose some weight; I need to get back in shape myself. I think leaving her would be a big mistake; I mean, almost a year and we haven't had a fight. I'd sure feel shallow. I keep hoping that I have some slutty girls in my apartment complex, though.
when I go to the mall, I...
when I go to the mall, I check out all the teenage girls.
i tell people i am not a...
i tell people i am not a virgin and that i have had casual sex with many guys. in fact, i am a virgin and only dream otherwisewhen i was younger(like 10) my older cousin used to play with me when i was in the shower. i did not know it was wrong until years laterin middle school i used to go to the concession stand and give head to the student council president(then in 8th grade). i was in seventh grade and only did it because he gave me free snacksi piss in the shower i have 4 boyfriends from 4 different schools and neither of them know thisi have said i love you more than once and not meant iti steal my moms money and blame it on my brother
i have an injured hand, and...
i have an injured hand, and said it was hurting really bad just so i could skip a boring xmas-party. the hand didn't hurt. i'm a fat liar. i do this kind of stuff all the time. i'm going straight to hell...
my roommate is a bitch. she...
my roommate is a bitch. she tells her boyfriend to buy her jewelry. she forces him to go to church with her and he doesn't believe in god. she's a fucktard.
The other night I went home...
The other night I went home with a chick...and couldn't finish.
I stole a barbie doll bathing...
I stole a barbie doll bathing suit from my kindergarten class.
oh god I love you, I mean...
oh god I love you, I mean forever, I left my body behind to break the news, looks like it's over, please remember all the things I never got a chance to say, like you look smashing in your 4th grade picture, the one that we hung by the door, in our house that was so beautiful, here in our little home.
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