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i want to lose weight so fast...

i want to lose weight so fast ive stopped eating. i take my food up to my room and feed it to my dogs. i tell my mother ive eaten everything on the plate
i heard if you got your cum...

i heard if you got your cum in your eye you go blind...i tried it and it only stung a little...its been 2 months and now my vision is going bad....holy shit!!!
i have a huge crush on my...

i have a huge crush on my best friend. i'm pretty sure she set me up with HER best friend just to keep me away from her.i have this theory that girls are just plain evil.
When I was about 12 or 13, I...

When I was about 12 or 13, I baby sat for this rich lady who lived in a really big fantasy house that I was jealous of. She "paid" me $5/hr in trade for services at her hair salon. She'd charge me like $30 for a haircut that she did at her own house, I never got to even go to the actual salon. I guess I'm trying to justify what happened, but I know that it doesn't really work that way.Any way, she expected me to do light house work as part of baby sitting too. The middle girl was totally bratty and never listened to me. This one day I was trying to vacuum the play room and S-- wouldn't get up off the floor so I kept poking at her with the vacuum cleaner. Her hair was kind of spread out on the floor because she was laying down. I swear I didn't mean to actually hurt her, but I was annoyed. What happened was a patch of hair the size of a nickel got caught in the beater brush and ripped right out of her head. She totally screamed and cried. I freaked, and I honestly don't know how I explained my way out of it to the mom, but I've always felt really bad about it. Sometimes I wonder if her hair ever grew back in the spot. It still seems like a weird fateful happening what with hair connection and all.
there is only one thing i...

there is only one thing i want to do and that is to just quit school right here right now...i know i only have three weeks left for life but i fukin hate goin to school and sitting in a classroom...i would rather be smoking weed and chilling...i would even rather be working so i could make money and then buy more weed...either way i just don't want to be at school and im confessing that I HATE SCHOOL.
My neighbour had a cat that...

My neighbour had a cat that loved to eat rabbits - my rabbits especially. One day the cat dissappear and my neighbours got really sad. I killed the cat. I did shoot it with my shotgun. Now it lies under the "rabbitgarden". I can't ever tell this to my neighbours.
One time when my Grandpa and...

One time when my Grandpa and brother and I were taking a walk on the canal bank at his farm, I had to shit pretty badly. We were coming back and I felt a fart coming on so I just let loose.Turns out it wasn't a fart, but I had really shit my pants. I had to throw those undies away. I've never told anyone.
on the inside, i hate most of...

on the inside, i hate most of my friends
once i stole my cousins...

once i stole my cousins kitten, and hid out in a toolshed for an hour.I spent the whole hour licking the kitten clean....and it REALLY turned me on...cats make me so horny.im a freak :(
Hi! This is an 18 year old...

Hi! This is an 18 year old girl from Sweden. I have some problems that I dont think that other people have. I think that it is hard to be around allot of people that I dont know. I think that its hard to go to a market or something like that because there is so much people around. I am afraid to make a fool of myself. Is there somone out there that have the same problem as I?

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